How to be Amy Pond, in 10 Fairly Simple Steps
(inspired and allowed by Kitty’s How to Be Dean Winchester in 11 Easy Steps)
Step 1: be ginger!
Step 2: Wear plaid. The more plaid the better. Wear lots and lots of plaid.
Step 3: Wear lots of mini-skirts! the shorter the better (shorts also permitted, with the ocasional dress and skinny jeans)
Step 4: Wear lots of Bright nailpolish. Make sure to change it with every outfit.
Step 5: Wait for 14 years for your Raggedy Doctor to actually take you with him
Step 6: Have grand adventures with your imaginary friend while being chased by a crack in the skin of the universe. Added points for attempting to have sex with your imaginary friend the night before your wedding.
Step 7: Forget something important in your life
(like your fiance)
step 8: Get killed by a plastic version of your forgotten Fiance (Remember him right before he kills you for added angst). Come back to life, reboot the universe and get married to your once dead-and-forgotten-then-come-back-to-life-as-plastic fiance. Additional points if your imaginary friend shows up as your family is about to declare you crazy.
step 9: ??????? What’s that over there? HOLY FREAKING CRAP there’s a - what was I doing?
Step 10: Star in an episode of “I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant”.
Congrats! You’re now Amy Pond. Now go out there, travel the universe, have fun in those miniskirts, figure out where your baby is, and watch out for cracks!
